 |
| Name: |
Adam Kury |
| Known Aliases: |
Ambassador, AK
“hey fuckhead” |
| Wanted For: |
Sub sonic
stimulation |
| Height: |
4’1 |
| Weight: |
Knowing the fate
of the free world hinges on my every decision |
| Hair: |
Yes |
| Eyes: |
two |
| Complexion: |
Loose leaf white |
| Build: |
C cup |
| Identifying Markings: |
Dazed Look |
| First Known Whereabouts: |
Montrose,
Scotland |
| Last Known Whereabouts: |
Los Angeles, CA |
| Special Skills: |
Could you
rephrase the question?
|
| Weaknesses: |
Kryptonite
|
| Influences: |
Alcohol, occasional spliff |
| Weapons of Choice: |
Lakland, Fender,
Ashdown, Ampeg |
| First Known Associates: |
My Dog
|
| Catch Phrases: |
“Dude, could you
remind me…”
|