Name: Adam Kury
Known Aliases: Ambassador, AK “hey fuckhead”
Wanted For: Sub sonic stimulation
Height: 4’1
Weight: Knowing the fate of the free world hinges on my every decision
Hair: Yes
Eyes: two
Complexion:

Loose leaf white

Build: C cup
Identifying Markings: Dazed Look
First Known Whereabouts: Montrose, Scotland
Last Known Whereabouts: Los Angeles, CA
Special Skills: Could you rephrase the question?
 
Weaknesses: Kryptonite
 
Influences:

Alcohol, occasional spliff

Weapons of Choice: Lakland, Fender, Ashdown, Ampeg
First Known Associates: My Dog
 
Catch Phrases: “Dude, could you remind me…”
 

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