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| Name: | Derrick Tanner |
| Known Aliases: | "dot," "Derr," "Derwood," "DRock," "dexter" |
| Wanted For: | Guitar and snogging |
| Height: | 5'10" |
| Weight: | Unknown |
| Hair: | Unkempt |
| Eyes: | Blue |
| Complexion: | Nordic God |
| Build: | Massive |
| Identifying Markings: | Gibson guitar, bad hair day |
| First Known Whereabouts: | Lancaster, PA on December 6th |
| Last Known Whereabouts: | Los Angeles, CA |
| Special Skills: | Keeping the peace, pogo-ing higher farther and faster, knowing what kind of rock that is in your hand |
| Weaknesses: | Berocca ®, Jack Daniels and a 10 oz. Filet Mignon served rare with a baked potato, sour cream and butter |
| Influences: | Iron Maiden Bon Jovi Tesla Cheap Trick Beatles Eagles Duran Duran |
| First Known Associates: | Versailles |
| Catch Phrases: | "L8!" |
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