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| Name: | Zu |
| Known Aliases: | "Zustein," "Zufelt," "Zuraster" |
| Wanted For: | Guitar stage-right and vocals |
| Height: | 6'2" |
| Weight: | Unknown |
| Hair: | Brown |
| Eyes: | Green |
| Complexion: | Fair |
| Build: | Slight |
| Identifying Markings: | Cowboy hat, cheap sunglasses, shiny shirts |
| First Known Whereabouts: | The San Fernando Valley, CA on February 21st |
| Last Known Whereabouts: | Los Angeles, CA |
| Special Skills: | Spinning, leaping, hitting Tad with his guitar |
| Weaknesses: | Ugly toes, hummus, anything related to "The Simpsons" |
| Influences: | Devo Catherine Wheel Jellyfish Olivia Newton John Scooby Doo |
| Weapons of Choice: | Kettner Tube Factor and Rotosphere pedals, Boss dd-3 and CS-3 pedals, Fender Telecaster guitars, Les Paul guitars, Nady guitar wireless systems, and Ernie Ball Strings |
| First Known Associates: | Vantage Point |
| Catch Phrases: | "Namaste" |
| Read More: Derrick | Tad | Adam | Scotty |